MORESBY NEVER SLEEPS

 

MOSCOW NEVER SLEEPS in PAPUA NEW GUINEA

 

By BIG PAT

The song is rolling. We are drooling and drawling with the flow. 

"Moscow never sleeps. ....." yells the song. Maybe true, as you shall find out.

Yes, we are about to drop the eyelids on a drowsy KGB mix. It's hard trying to stay awake.

The beer here is a mix . . you get tipsy in a hurry.

Its sweet as the hasty KGB agent on the wall brandishing an AK47.

In here its everything Ruski forgive me for mistaking my hostesses as Muscovites.

They're actually Morobeans. The kumuls of Gerehu. Miss Bonnie and Miss Stephanie.

Wanpla swit Salamaua special na wanpla em wonderful Wain undercover.

Welcome to the only Russian bar in Papua New Guinea where the main menu is vodka and the hit song heats you up with the same lime as 'buai' and 'daka'.

The bar is right here in the heart of Gerehu just a stone's throw away across the city from Gereka. Adjust your radar from Tete and when boom . . your won't miss Mossin Thunder and Lightning.

Follow the road to Gerehu, head over to the majestic Mossin Plaza, take the escalator to the third floor and babushka - welcome to Russia with love.

If you're heard enough of Moscow never sleeps, there is a guitar on the wall.

Pluck a duck, struck a cluck, if your sing along is a plugger of a cluck, there's every chance of a kgb freebie.

But I must warn you that the girls may be pretty and the beer cool but the kgb ale is even hotter. Kaiye one round blew my lofty hair off.

'Moscow never sleeps' but I almost fell asleep with a kgb mix. Red flag: it is 12 percent so be careful when you want to join the KGB.

So there you go. If you doing nothing tomorrow try to be the bomb girl and blow yourself up on a concoction of kgb and mossin ales like Blue Lagoon recommended for ladies; KGB, recommended for spies, XYZ Rum is for big boys and XYZ Cola is for small boys.

Don't you dare touch the whiskey cola or you'll be singing 'Mosko neva srips' all night!

 

Moresby knows no sleeps,

We drink for keeps,

KGB BEERS,

Fizz a few seeps,

Cheers a little wan tu sip,

Moscow never slips!

 

See you at the Russian bar, Mossin Plaza in Gerehu any day of the week. Come prepared to play Russian roulette. You win, you drink, you lose, you sing 'Moscow never sleeps'.

 

picture caption: Joined Bonnie, Dulcie and Stephanie to sing Moresby never sleeps!